Sorry, but I couldn't resist...
Jim Ahern: I look like some **** ******!
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash them, Joe!
Joe McGrath: Aw jeez, son...
Johnny Upton: Yes I am! I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, and open this ****** bathrobe and wiggle my **** at 'em!
Joe McGrath: You WILL not...