Just trying to think of some of the 'rules' or 'need to knows' for the new guys:
1. You're not in England, this is Wales
2. You're not allowed to visit the castle
3. If your helmet comes off, leave it and leave the ice
4. DOPS make decisions using a magic 8 ball
5. It's all about the league! Every point counts!
Anything else? Maybe we can pin the list to the players entrance!