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Russky / Chris Hartry or anyone on in control of Security....
Please be aware that these “Gentlemen” were spotted in the vicinity of Blocks 7 & 8 during last week’s game. As highlighted on last week’s Crimewatch programme, they are in possession of extremely vicious wit and can turn a pleasant evening’s entertainment into a riot of total abuse with just one sentence.
Tools in their armoury include:
Hinks for Captain!
Bring back Bob!
Sack the Coach!
This game’s dire – when does the real hockey start?
Why can’t we score goals?
When is Shannon the Shirt Stitcher releasing a new limited edition Steelers shirt?
The thought police have advised not to approach these characters directly but report any sightings directly to the DJ stand. Intelligence reports indicate that they are undercover operatives for a clandestine organisation somewhere in the South Yorkshire area, aka the Squeelers. Their handler is not known, but worried officials have labelled him Ms Piggy (a modern day Mata Hari figure!) and could possibly be something to do with the media. Officials have made plans for a covert operation during the next media circus visit on the 3rd of December to finally identify this vile figure.
It is assumed that they have access to top secret game plans that were inadvertently left on view during the open training session. G is extremely worried that someone will now have a clue of "what the F*** is going on!"
They must be apprehended at all costs.
Please be aware that these “Gentlemen” were spotted in the vicinity of Blocks 7 & 8 during last week’s game. As highlighted on last week’s Crimewatch programme, they are in possession of extremely vicious wit and can turn a pleasant evening’s entertainment into a riot of total abuse with just one sentence.
Tools in their armoury include:
Hinks for Captain!
Bring back Bob!
Sack the Coach!
This game’s dire – when does the real hockey start?
Why can’t we score goals?
When is Shannon the Shirt Stitcher releasing a new limited edition Steelers shirt?
The thought police have advised not to approach these characters directly but report any sightings directly to the DJ stand. Intelligence reports indicate that they are undercover operatives for a clandestine organisation somewhere in the South Yorkshire area, aka the Squeelers. Their handler is not known, but worried officials have labelled him Ms Piggy (a modern day Mata Hari figure!) and could possibly be something to do with the media. Officials have made plans for a covert operation during the next media circus visit on the 3rd of December to finally identify this vile figure.
It is assumed that they have access to top secret game plans that were inadvertently left on view during the open training session. G is extremely worried that someone will now have a clue of "what the F*** is going on!"
They must be apprehended at all costs.
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