Lads, we found one. His name was Benny Blood and he went about putting in hits, winding people up, putting up some decent numbers and generally endearing himself to the crowd.
Unfortunately we were in the CHL, people got to watch him and he got picked up by a better team in a better league.
The problem is that 6”4 D men who can play (because very, very few levels of hockey these days have room for out and out goons) are hard to come by, and in demand when they do exist.