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I'm thinking that for the next Steelers game, we could really make the club some money by diversifying and adding some Steelers merchandise to our match night sales.
We need to set up a Sheffield Steelers toy department.
How about:-
A cheese scented nodding dog called Mr Simms
A slightly poisonous dwarf Gnome in the form of Ryan Finnerty, complete with fishing pole sat next to a gross little tent
A Tiny Tears Randy Dagenais baby girl that cries if you so much as breathe near it
A little goalie with a girls name who shoves his stick or blocker out in a karate style when you press a little button on his back (usually at about the height of another players face or throat)
Voodoo dolls in the form of he who shall not be named
A marionette puppet on a string, with great hair and a great smile in a sharp suit. He looks great but can only do anything when operated by a puppet master in the form of Voldermort (see above)
And of course no toy box would be complete without one of those annoying whiney toys that just makes a lot of noise in an irritating high pitched whine even though you think you've switched it off. (For arguments sake lets call it the Tait doll)
I wonder if we'd sell much to aid the Free Brad Voth fund.
We need to set up a Sheffield Steelers toy department.
How about:-
A cheese scented nodding dog called Mr Simms
A slightly poisonous dwarf Gnome in the form of Ryan Finnerty, complete with fishing pole sat next to a gross little tent
A Tiny Tears Randy Dagenais baby girl that cries if you so much as breathe near it
A little goalie with a girls name who shoves his stick or blocker out in a karate style when you press a little button on his back (usually at about the height of another players face or throat)
Voodoo dolls in the form of he who shall not be named
A marionette puppet on a string, with great hair and a great smile in a sharp suit. He looks great but can only do anything when operated by a puppet master in the form of Voldermort (see above)
And of course no toy box would be complete without one of those annoying whiney toys that just makes a lot of noise in an irritating high pitched whine even though you think you've switched it off. (For arguments sake lets call it the Tait doll)
I wonder if we'd sell much to aid the Free Brad Voth fund.
