Maybe the club should diversify - Steelers Merchandise?

[gryphon5]

coat the top rail of the bench with oil and have alaugh waiting to see them jump over

Better yet, polish it up and make it really slick. Lots and lots of wax. That way they can't accuse you of tampering with the bench area. Nothing grips to a good polish job. :twisted: :lol:
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[drainage]

coat the top rail of the bench with oil and have alaugh waiting to see them jump over

Better yet, polish it up and make it really slick. Lots and lots of wax. That way they can't accuse you of tampering with the bench area. Nothing grips to a good polish job. :twisted: :lol:
:twisted:

What about putting those kiddie seats on the bench that way Matsos wont be jumping around grabbing the shorts of his team - lets just strap them in and put DVD players over the boards showing constant loops of Noddy - works for my mates 3 year old twins !!!

 

[gryphon5]

coat the top rail of the bench with oil and have alaugh waiting to see them jump over

Better yet, polish it up and make it really slick. Lots and lots of wax. That way they can't accuse you of tampering with the bench area. Nothing grips to a good polish job. :twisted: :lol:
:twisted:

What about putting those kiddie seats on the bench that way Matsos wont be jumping around grabbing the shorts of his team - lets just strap them in and put DVD players over the boards showing constant loops of Noddy - works for my mates 3 year old twins !!!

The same goes for my 12 year old. Turn on the tele and he's in a zone. Let him have a video game and he's lost for the next hour. No chance of distracting him from that.

 

[Russky]

Excellent!!!

Just what the Dr. ordered.

Can't we just lace their water bottles with stool softener before the game?

or whatever it is was the guy used in Slapshot 2 to make the Omaha Ice breakers stand out in the crowd!(viagra) Mind you better not, otherwise all the puck bunnies would get too distracted!! :lol: